Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
overrated hacks
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
writing laughing want
The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.
kids sleep going-to-sleep
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
girl pretty-girl problem
Pretty girls have problems too.
america god-bless head-of-state
God bless America, and no place else.
years wife bored
People say, 'Why is he bored with her?' Because he's a human being, that's why; same way his wife is bored with him. That is marriage - anything that's supposed to be forever, your going to get bored with it. And there is nothing wrong with it, so don't take it personal; if you are with somebody for ten years and they are not bored with you? Then something is wrong with them.
men order people
See Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to have the same focus, and we all know what that page is. We all know what that focus is. In order for the relationship to work both people have to have the same focus, and what's that focus? That focus is all about HER! It's all about her!
money bills way
Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ... window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
curry
There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.
math
There's math, and everything else is debatable!
play people sometimes
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
gun men thinking
You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
knows
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
years order curious
Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.