Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
weed mean boys
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!
mother real kids
It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.
teenager boys comedian
Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager. Boy, was I wrong.
wall flying pursuit
Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit...
believe i-believe property
I believe you have my property!
love men surrender
Men do not settle down. Men surrender.
years firsts dollars
My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
hate rap government
The U.S government hates rap music
basketball crazy years
If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'
politics saws rich
Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
play actors
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
lying men lying-men
Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
dream morning garden
My goals were small. My goal was to become a big enough stand-up that I wouldn't have to do radio. I could sell out a club, which is like 300 seats. If I got big enough, I could sell before I got there, and I wouldn't have to get up at 6 in the morning to do radio. That was pretty much the dream. I had no idea I'd be playing Madison Square Garden or anything.
play
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.