Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Joy Handleris an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer. She hosted a late-night talk show called Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016. In May 2016 she began her new talk show Chelsea on Netflix. In 2012, Time placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 February 1975
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.
If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.
If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?
In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.
I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.
I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.
They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.
I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.
I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.
Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.