Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Joy Handleris an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer. She hosted a late-night talk show called Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016. In May 2016 she began her new talk show Chelsea on Netflix. In 2012, Time placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 February 1975
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.
My life and my legs have been an open book.
You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.
I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.
Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.
This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.
You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.
Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.
If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.
It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.
I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.