Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
believe people looks
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
rapper white people
When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers
ghetto white water
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
labor-day celebrate going-to-work
We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?
taught-us people swim
I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
people holocaust noses
I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!
baby laughing ifs
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
people east way
If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Now I tell people.
father america nebraska
Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
america water swim
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
door eat okay toilet
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open...I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that resturant.
maybe mom nice pay paying people saying voice
Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy.
consult gonna hours pills reproduce wife
You know those pills like Viagra, well they say that if you have an erection for more than 36 hours consult your physician. Well, if you don't know what to do with your boner after 36 hours then you are a DE and your wife doesn't know what to do then she's a DA. You two shouldn't reproduce because then your kid's gonna be like DEDADE.
bell joke stolen thinks
You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,