Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
promise rooms dressings
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
hurt laughter cancer
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.
believe people rumor
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.
country america people
America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.
aunt race car
Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.
stupid comedian sophisticated
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
doctors faults climax
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
children mean waiting
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!
behaviour
Do not encourage my behaviour.
country white apologizing
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
stupid people world
The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
laughing ifs
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!
beautiful essence going-away
The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.
new-york texas names
In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.