Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
moving compassion people
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.
white people black
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
girl teacher years
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
sharks water news
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
school names goal
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
thinking white people
I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!
talking two news
When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.
mind roles ponies
If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.
native-american men thinking
Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.
gay names two
We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.
inspirational ashamed knows
Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.
daughter conservative my-daughter
When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!
new-york florida california
I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See - you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L. A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L. A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.
believe people looks
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.