Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
A couple people are absent that I love like Cosby and Seinfeld are not there, for obvious reasons, and Chris Rock doesn't tell the joke.
The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways they improv around something,
The thing that changed me the most as a person was the play I did in New York,
I can't go back now. I've done it. I've gone and done it.
I can't do it. I hurt too badly when I think about the folks hurt by the hurricane, or what the government isn't doing about it,
When I saw the finished product -- I watched it with my manager -- I said I think I should sign it, because it's a funny movie.
It's not the feel-good movie of the year and it's not a woman's film, really. It's a guy's sense of humor, the 15-year-old boy behind the school yard kind of humor, ... Bad, wrong, dirty, ugly, wrong, heeheehee; that's what it is.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?