Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.
I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
When you have a good time there is no time.
Everyone I love I pay.
It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
Valuable people are undervalued.
You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.