Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
The thing that changed me the most as a person was the play I did in New York,
I can't go back now. I've done it. I've gone and done it.
I can't do it. I hurt too badly when I think about the folks hurt by the hurricane, or what the government isn't doing about it,
When I saw the finished product -- I watched it with my manager -- I said I think I should sign it, because it's a funny movie.
It's not the feel-good movie of the year and it's not a woman's film, really. It's a guy's sense of humor, the 15-year-old boy behind the school yard kind of humor, ... Bad, wrong, dirty, ugly, wrong, heeheehee; that's what it is.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.