Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks
William Melvin "Bill" Hickswas an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy. He criticized consumerism, superficiality and banality within the media and popular culture, which he characterized as oppressive tools of the ruling class that keep people "stupid and apathetic"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 December 1961
CityValdosta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it
People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint... it has to do with creating and sharing.
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells...
A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.