Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks
William Melvin "Bill" Hickswas an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy. He criticized consumerism, superficiality and banality within the media and popular culture, which he characterized as oppressive tools of the ruling class that keep people "stupid and apathetic"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 December 1961
CityValdosta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
You all saw him - he had a gun.
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.
It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?...
What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all One?...You can see why the government's cracking down.
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.