Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
appreciation children dad
It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
children listening trying
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.
funny pain children
A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.
pride jockeys size
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
funny humor timing
The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
conquer-the-world years giving
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
children philadelphia tree
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.
giving authority proven
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
parent problem
All parents experience the same problems.
ducks secret paddling
The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
drunk way going-out
I'm going OUT... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way!
cuban-cigars cigar cuban
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.
believe men two
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.
graduation people use
People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often...