Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny-love husband hands
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
baby children kids
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
music silly parent
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
humour ifs
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
family father intelligent
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
daughter vegetables feelings
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
graduation mean people
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
graduation mean warning
It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
world this-world i-can
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
funny art humor
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.
ears flapping
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
children brain damage
All Children Have Brain Damage!
black grew
i was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew...
want appreciated shut-up
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.