Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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If my father ever told me that, ... I'd tear the corner off a piece of paper and say, 'There you are, Dad. Go ahead. Wail me.'
funny fathers-day children
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
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Some authority on parenting once said, ""Hold them very close and then let them go."" This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).
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Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
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Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).
funny notebook father
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
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I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.
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Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
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Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
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Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
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A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.