Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
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Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).
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I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
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I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.
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Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
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Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
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Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
father ships crew
A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
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Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.
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The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.
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My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
morning father school
My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.