Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
way sometimes best-way
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
sometimes left
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
complicated problem sometimes
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
impossible sometimes embarrassing
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips
names firsts trouble
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.