Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnikis an American comedian, television host, writer, producer, actor and podcast personality. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 December 1978
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
writing comedian want
I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.
tonight want bed
I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.
writing comedy wanted
I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.
goal want host
My ultimate goal is to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. And that keeps changing. I didn't want to host my own show until I wrote for someone else's.
death people want
I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.
want dies
When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.
want do-whatever-you-want
Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it
tattoo want irony
I want to get a tattoo of the word irony, only misspelled.
family simple want
My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.
careers needs want
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and do exactly what I wanted to do. That way I would never have to change for anybody.
kids want my-own
I don't ever want to have kids of my own. But I do want a lot of kids.
girlfriend men want
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
jobs crazy men
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.