Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnikis an American comedian, television host, writer, producer, actor and podcast personality. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 December 1978
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
valentine pussy cards
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
remember-you remembers-you years
Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’.
tv-shows new-normal september-11
Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve seen feels like I’m watching a third tower collapse.
always-trying comedian doe
Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.
thinking people trying
I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.
comedy like-something
I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally.
knives ifs
I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.
girlfriend sex complaining
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
thinking darkness littles
On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.
cynical too-much way
I'm a realist all the way. I'm too cynical to be an optimist. But I've lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist.
football thinking people
I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.
yankees guy hats
What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.
thinking people racism
Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.
hate comedy insult
In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.