Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carre Otis

Though my parents assured me over and over again that I wasn't stupid or slow, I sensed that my dyslexia was now a stigma on all of us.

Carlos Mencia

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

Carlos Mencia

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

Carl Bernstein

For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.

Agnes Varda

I just didn't see films when I was young. I was stupid and naïve. Maybe I wouldn't have made films if I had seen lots of others; maybe it would have stopped me.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I like 'Zorro.' I like people you can believe that don't have those stupid powers. That is the beauty of Zorro. He's just a guy working for the people, to save the people.

Carl Icahn

Now the guy that got to the top, the CEO, would obviously be stupid to have a number two guy who was a lot smarter than he is. So by definition, since he's a survivor and he got to the top and he isn't that brilliant, his number two guy is going to always be a little worse than he is. So, as time goes on, it's anti-Darwinism, the survival of the un- fittest.

Carl Hiaasen

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

Carl Jung

I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way.

Callan McAuliffe

I want to be able to have a conversation with people. I don't want to be stupid. I'd like to have a life outside acting.

Anne Sullivan

Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another.

Adriane Lenox

Trust me: not everyone is on the Adriane Lenox bandwagon. I'm not stupid enough to think that.

Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand

DJ Qualls

You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite effect on me. It kept me from having a really bad Southern accent.

Duke of Wellington

There is nothing on earth so stupid as a gallant officer.

Donald Rumsfeld

The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.

Donald Rumsfeld

I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work.

Donald Rumsfeld

I don't know anybody that I can think of who has contended that the Iraqis had nuclear weapons.

Dusty Springfield

It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.

Dwayne Johnson

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it

Dwight D. Eisenhower

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.

Dalai Lama

It seems to me that self confidence and the ability to stand one's ground are essential if we want to succeed in life. I am not talking of stupid self-assurance but of an awareness of our inner potential, a certainty that we can always correct our behavior, improve ourselves, enrich ourselves, and that things are never hopeless

Jack LaLanne

If you can't afford a half hour three or four times a week taking care of the most priceless possession, your body, you've got to be sick. You're stupid.

Jack LaLanne

Any stupid ass can die- you have to work at living!

J. D. Salinger

I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.

J. J. Abrams

When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.

J. D. Salinger

I used to think she was quite intelligent , in my stupidity. The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff. If somebody knows quite a lot about all those things, it takes you quite a while to find out whether they're really stupid or not.

J. D. Salinger

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.

Ivana Trump

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

Jack London

There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten numbly by numb maggots; who walks generously with wide-spread, tentative legs, falls frequently in the gutter, and who sees, in the extremity of his ecstasy, blue mice and pink elephants.... The other type of drinker has imagination, vision. Even when most pleasantly jingled he walks straight and naturally, never staggers nor falls, and knows just where he is and what he is doing. It is not his body but his brain that is drunken.

Jack London

Intelligent men are cruel. Stupid men are monstrously cruel.

Jack Nicklaus

I knew that if I kept the pressure on and didn't do anything stupid I would probably win.