Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Maher

Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.

Bill Maher

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

Bill Maher

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

Bill Maher

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

Bill Bailey

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Bill Bailey

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Beth Moore

Setbacks, on the other hand, just make us feel weak and stupid: I should have conquered this by now. I happened on a question not long ago that oerfectly expresses this mentality: How many times must I prove myself an idiot?

Benjamin Hoff

As any old Taoist walking out of the woods can tell you, simple-minded does not necessarily mean stupid.

Bob Kerrey

It was not just inappropriate behavior

Bill Watterson

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

Bill Watterson

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

Bill Watterson

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bob Hawke

I think it is just stupid economics for a government to approach economic management from a strand of thinking regarding unions as enemies.

Bill Gates

Two years from now, spam will be solved.

Bill Gates

You know, development sometimes is viewed as a project in which you give people things and nothing much happens, which is perfectly valid, but if you just focus on that, then you'd also have to say that venture capital is pretty stupid, too. Its hit rate is pathetic. But occasionally, you get successes, you fund a Google or something, and suddenly venture capital is vaunted as the most amazing field of all time. Our hit rate in development is better than theirs, but we should strive to make it better.

Bill Gates

Legacy is a stupid thing! I don't want a legacy.

Bill Gates

I feel pretty stupid that I don't know any foreign languages. I wish I knew French or Arabic or Chinese.

Chelsea Handler

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

Chelsea Handler

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Chelsea Handler

To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’

Chase Utley

I know it sounds stupid and cliche, but I just want to get better. I want to keep improving.

Charlie Sheen

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

Charley Reese

People who believe in gun control are ignorant, superstitious or stupid.

Charles Krauthammer

To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.

Aidan Quinn

I mean, I've been stupid in the past, and I've learned from that.

William Shakespeare

The amity that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie.

Bertolt Brecht

There must always be some who are brighter and some who are stupider, the latter make up for it by being better workers.

Bertrand Russell

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.

Bertrand Russell

Stupidity and unconscious bias often work more damage than venality.

Bertrand Russell

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. Even those of the intelligent who believe that they have a nostrum are too individualistic to combine with other intelligent men from whom they differ on minor points.

Cass Elliot

They're paying me an outrageous sum of money; $40,000 a week, which is totally silly.

Cassandra Peterson

When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.

Cassandra Peterson

I love, love, love music - have since I was a kid, and I'm still really into music - and I became a singer because I was too stupid to learn how to play an instrument, I guess.