Famous Quotes & Sayings

Kathy Najimy

I need to say how I feel.aIf you were a political person before, and you just happened into a movie, to stop being a political person makes no sense. I always laugh and say, 'Dudes, if I have to choose, I'm a political person first. I would never do another movie again and be completely happy.' I need to say how I feel.

Julian Clary

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

Ken Kesey

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze.

Ken Dodd

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

Ken Dodd

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.

Michael Ian Black

I feel no obligation to teach my readers anything, to impart any sort of wisdom, to teach any sort of lesson, to instill any sort of morality. All I'm trying to do is make them and their parents laugh.

Shane Claiborne

You can't really learn God's hope like you learn the logic of an argument or the details of a story. It's more like learning to belly laugh. You catch hope from someone who has it down in their gut.

Michael Landon

I want people to laugh and cry, not just sit and stare at the TV.

Sholom Aleichem

To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me.

Sherman Hemsley

Making people laugh was automatic.

Seth Grahame-Smith

I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

Seth MacFarlane

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

Seth MacFarlane

The quest for Tommy Lee Jones' laugh begins now.

Seth Rogen

Oftentimes what happens actually is people say to me, 'I didn't know if it was you or not, and then I heard you laugh, and then obviously I could tell it was you.'

Seth Rogen

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

Tom Hiddleston

I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans,

Michelle Pfeiffer

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha

Norm MacDonald

[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.

Norm MacDonald

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

Noel Coward

Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.

Noah Baumbach

I suppose some studio executive would say it's death for a comedy if people aren't all laughing in the same places, but I find with my movies that people laugh in very different places. I can't control it.

Nina Conti

Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is 'You've Been Framed!' It satisfies all of us. It's universal, and we all laugh a lot.

Misha Collins

When I try to use incantations at work i often find they have no effect and my coworkers just laugh at me.

Misha Collins

The image of a person completely covered in cotton candy made me laugh the most. I'm not sure why. To me, being tarred and feathered in sugar is just good comedy.

Mike Tyson

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.

Miguel de Cervantes

At this the duchess, laughing all the while, said: "Sancho Panza is right in all he has said, and will be right in all he shall say...

Neil Gaiman

With pornography, if you don't get hard or wet, depending on your gender, it didn't work. With humour, if you don't laugh it didn't work. And with horror, if you don't get scared or haunted, depending on what it's trying to do, it didn't work. I'm fascinated by those three categories.

Neil Gaiman

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

John Waters

Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it's the best way to change someone's opinion because they're defenseless - they laugh, they listen.

Shayne Ward

I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been about role-playing, about doing anything for a laugh. I'm always joking about; that's the way I am.

Shawn Wayans

We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, were going to do it. The money is just a byproduct of coming out with good stuff. Our whole thing is building that rapport with the audience.