Famous Quotes & Sayings

Heather Morris

I want to make everybody laugh.

Henry Ward Beecher

Laugh at your friends, And if your friends are sore; So much the better, You may laugh the more.

Khandi Alexander

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.

Khalil Gibran

Defeat, my defeat, my deathless courage, You and I shall laugh together with the storm, And together we shall dig graves for all that die in us, and we shall stand in the sun with a will, And we shall be dangerous

Khalil Gibran

Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality

Og Mandino

Laugh and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secret of long life.

Og Mandino

So long as I can laugh, never will I be poor.

Norman Wisdom

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

Norman Lear

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.

Orhan Pamuk

Happiness is laughing together...

Oleg Cassini

A woman who laughs is a woman conquered.

Michael Buble

I love that I'm able to take people away just for a little while. Even if they come to my show and it's an escape from taxes or heartbreak or a shitty workplace experience - all those human beings I get to sing for laugh and emote with give me more happiness than I could ever give them.

Michael Caine

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

Merrie Spaeth

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

Merle Haggard

Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.

Mason Cooley

Envy awakens at the sound of a distant laugh.

Michael Crawford

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

Mark Driscoll

You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.

Marie Dressler

I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh.

Ted Cruz

I treat him [Donald Trump] as an entertainer. I laugh it off. It's like going to the circus and seeing the acrobats and the dancing bears. He's willing to say things that are patently false.

James Lipton

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

Joe Rogan

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Jimmie Johnson

I've challenged (Donovan McNabb) to whatever athletic endeavor he wants, but he laughs it off

Shane Claiborne

You can't really learn God's hope like you learn the logic of an argument or the details of a story. It's more like learning to belly laugh. You catch hope from someone who has it down in their gut.

Michael Landon

I want people to laugh and cry, not just sit and stare at the TV.

Sholom Aleichem

To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me.

Sherman Hemsley

Making people laugh was automatic.

Sherilyn Fenn

You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there

John Oliver

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

John Oliver

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

John Candy

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

John Calipari

If I ever tell the same story twice, just laugh and roll with it because, when you get older, you start doing that kind of stuff.

Joan Rivers

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.