Quotes about hum
humor people trying
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
humor matter things-that-matter
The things that matter most are not things. Art Buchwald
humility years old-year
The ideal state is meekness, or humility, or the semi-invalid state of the old. Year after year I am becoming nobler and nobler. If I can live to be decrepit enough, I shall be a saint. Charles Fort
humanity motto my-motto
Humanity, you never had it from the beginning." That was my motto. Charles Bukowski
humanity
Humanity, you never had it to begin with. Charles Bukowski
humanity tickets cash
If I bet on humanity, I'd never cash a ticket. Charles Bukowski
human
We have problems, terrible problems, but our problems are human problems. John Cassavetes
humming melodies songs static written
When I'm on a plane, I am the annoying person humming into my phone. Sitting there static with nothing to do, a lot of melodies come to me. So I've written a lot of songs on planes.
humane larry
Larry King's show got to be an increasingly lonely outpost of humane civility in a mephitic menagerie of hotheads, saber rattlers, cretins and crackpots. Tom Shales
human-nature social institutions
Our big social institutions do not reflect human nature; they distort it. Edward Abbey
human-nature humans human-beings
You cannot reshape human nature without mutilating human beings. Edward Abbey
humility virtue
Humility is a virtue when you have no other. Edward Abbey
humans
Humans were free before the word freedom became necessary. Edward Abbey
humor insolence wit
Wit is cultured insolence. Aristotle
humor examination tests
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. Aristotle
humble guy arrogant
Sometimes I may be totally arrogant, sometimes I may totally be the most humble guy you've ever met, sometimes I may be in between. But that's life. Who isn't like that? What's the big deal if I had an arrogant moment. Ben Harper
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
humor thinking laughing
American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap. Elinor Glyn
humanity ifs
If you are not astonished that you exist, your humanity is not complete. Deepak Chopra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
human pass pro war
The only other human endeavor on which there's more 16-millimeter film than pro football is World War II, and we're going to pass that in 2013. Steve Sabol
humble winner humble-beginnings
One could come from less than humble beginnings, to become a winner from within. Dave Pelzer
humor hands use
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella. David Nicholls
humbling last year
Last year was a very humbling experience. I don't want to ever go through that again. Jeff Gordon
humble last situation time year
Last year was a very humble experience, but it's not the first time I've ever been humbled. It's a different situation than I've ever been in, but it's a game, it's life. Bret Boone
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
human lady losing rights truly worse
She was truly the first lady of the human rights movement. The only thing worse than losing her is if we never had her. Al Sharpton
human model organisms
Bacteria are single-celled organisms. Bacteria are the model organisms for everything that we know in higher organisms. There are 10 times more bacterial cells in you or on you than human cells. Bonnie Bassler
humor
I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. David Steinberg
human
The perception of identity is so intimately bound up with the perception of the human form.
human lucy opportunity realized represent species understanding
When I realized, in 1978, that Lucy did represent a new species of human ancestor, and that I had an opportunity to name this new species, I realized this was a revolutionary step in understanding human origins. Donald Johanson
human
We're all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but do something. Newt Gingrich
human people
The rights of homosexual people are human rights, and human rights are for everyone. Ricky Martin