Quotes about girlfriend
girlfriend thinking get-better
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. Dane Cook
girlfriend losing ten
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one. Daley Thompson
girlfriend people video
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing David Lee Roth
girlfriend kissing thinking
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing for, and also, in seventh grade, there was a game of spin the bottle and it was my turn and I spun and it landed at Dash, but he wouldn't let me kiss him. David Levithan
girlfriend language programming
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. Derek Sivers
girlfriend wife bells
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions. Deion Sanders
girlfriend numbers imagination
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences on a world you never yourself were a part of. A decent number of the one-liners in the title story originally came up in conversations with my girlfriend or my neighbor. Anthony Marra
girlfriend may lists
Ask any woman how she makes it through the day, and she may mention her calendar, her to-do lists, her babysitter. But if you push her on how she really makes it through her day, she will mention her girlfriends. Anna Quindlen
girlfriend fall my-girlfriend
When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.
girlfriend real women
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. Amy Sedaris
girlfriend rain thinking
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. Chuck Klosterman
girlfriend lilies abby
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance. --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal Christopher Moore
girlfriend home lots-of-friends
I don't really have girlfriends in movies, if you've noticed. Well, I have a few girlfriends, I just... I stay at home a lot. I'm just not very social. I don't do a lot with them, and I'm very homebound. I'll talk to my family, I talk to Brad... But I don't know, I don't have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to. Angelina Jolie
girlfriend stars nba
I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for a chain. The public's got it right - a lot of NBA stars are arrogant and like to spend lots of money and have lots of girlfriends and all that. Andrew Bogut
girlfriend nice thinking
I'd like to say that I am romantic person, but I don't think I am. When I won my first tournament I went into the crowd and kissed my girlfriend. I was 18 and didn't have my coach with me, I was there on my own, and I just needed to celebrate with someone I knew. I always start out with good intentions. I'll say something nice, then I'll just put my foot in it and ruin the moment. Andy Murray
girlfriend thinking looks
My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.
girlfriend husband mean
I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them. Andrew Dice Clay
girlfriend character kissing
On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character. Alicia Witt
girlfriend wine mouths
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness. Amy Lowell
girlfriend heart writing
I feel like for me the lyric writing really comes from just what's going on in my heart and that's what consumes me; think a lot of our heart is relationships. Not just with boyfriend or girlfriend but all your relationships in your life with other people and our interactions with other humans. Amy Lee
girlfriend heart gun
The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests. Ally Carter
girlfriend yelling trying
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend sex complaining
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
girlfriend dinner restaurants
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
girlfriend lying guy
I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though...
girlfriend past years
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
girlfriend yesterday subway
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
girlfriend my-girlfriend worried
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
girlfriend men want
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
girlfriend hate night
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.
girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
girlfriend xbox funny-christmas
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.
girlfriend sex believe
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.