Quotes about fun
funny humor care
Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care. Adam Carolla
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
funny humor home
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
funny philosophical interesting
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
funny differences drunk
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
funny ideas two
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
funny lonely crazy
I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.
funny humor two
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
funny humor taste
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
funny humor six
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
funny sex humor
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
fun surprise mishaps
It's the mishaps that make it fun, and brings you the surprise. Anna Wintour
fun stress term
I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it. Anita Baker
fun fall animal
A little bird told me that jumping is easy and the falling is fun, right up until you hit sidewalk shivering and stunned. Ani Difranco
fun having-fun
Maybe you can keep me from never being happy, but you're not going to stop me from HAVING FUN!
fundamentals disease imbalance
The fundamental imbalance that is behind all of the other social diseases is patriarchy.
fun thinking valleys
That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fun, local-oriented event, raise money for good causes and bring some music to the valley. Andy Kaufman
fun people watches
I like to watch people have fun and then trip them while they're doing so. Andrew McMahon
funny-inspirational working-together problem
Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together. Amy Klobuchar
fun school lessons
When Evanescence took time off, I bought a big concert harp and started taking lessons like I was in high school again, which was really, really fun. I felt like I was learning again. Amy Lee
fun feelings challenges
Something that's fun for me is a challenge. When you have a challenge and you take on that challenge and succeed, that's the best feeling.
fun people ifs
If people are making fun of you then you're probably doing something right.
fun book thinking
I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun. Amy Poehler
fun stupid looks
You can't look stupid if you're having fun.