Famous Quotes & Sayings

Larry David

People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

Susan Stroman

Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway.

Billy Corgan

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

Bill Shankly

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

Bill Engvall

He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

Bill Engvall

My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"

Bill Engvall

No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.

Bill Engvall

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Bethany Hamilton

I can't change it, That was God's plan for my life and I'm going to go with it.

Bethany Hamilton

I don't need easy, I just need possible.

Bernadette Peters

You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?

Bryant H. McGill

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need.

Deepak Chopra

Compassion is a living, breathing, organic emotion that vibrates through you and links you to those around you.

Deepak Chopra

If you take the the insults of your fellow human beings personally, you will be offended for the rest of your life.

Deepak Chopra

Life gives you plenty of time to do whatever you want to do if you stay in the present moment.

Alan Cohen

Everything will line up perfectly when knowing and living the truth becomes more important than looking good.

Adam Rodriguez

A perspective that allows you to consistently make decisions based on the right set of criteria. Positivity and forward thinking. I work on that one every day, and every day I get a little better. Better at knowing that there is no obstacle that I cannot overcome. Nothing I can be faced with that I won't grow mentally stronger and wiser from having endured.

Charles Darwin

I am not the least afraid to die

Augustus

Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit!

Eleanor Roosevelt

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.

Alan Cohen

Truly creative people care a little about what they have done, and a lot about what they are doing. Their driving focus is the life force that surges in them now.

Alberto Tomba

I used to have a wild night with three women until 5am., but I am getting older. In the Olympic village here, I will live it up with five women, but only until 3am.

Daniel Libeskind

We live in a time of renaissance ... cities are coming back to life, after a long neglect.

Daniel Libeskind

Architecture is not based on concrete and steel, and the elements of the soil. It's based on wonder.

David Ayer

That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people.

Alicia Keys

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!