Quotes about fun
funny stupid humor
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. George Bernard Shaw
funny witty men
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
funny lying humor
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
funny sarcastic communication
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
fun drama taken
A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony.
funny dream womb
Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.
funny fashion witty
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
funny birthday time
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
funny change time
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
funny life marriage
Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
funny anniversary marriage
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
funny mean men
Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.
funny witty learning
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
funny wisdom country
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
funny education art
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
funny-inspirational men hegel
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
funny-inspirational vegetarianism average
The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.
funny life drinking
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
funny happy-birthday time
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
funny humor soldier
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.
funny forever eulogy
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
funny motivational flying
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
funny witty clever
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
funny work congratulations
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
funny beauty humor
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
fun night shadow
John Cassavetes was there at night while I was working. After they [with his friends] discussed as much live TV as they felt they needed to, they started improvising scenes just for the fun of it and one of those scenes everybody got very interested in and it turned into Shadows [1959]. That movie was entirely improvised. Gena Rowlands
fun self games
To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game. Gelett Burgess
fun purple saws
I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
funny-friend love-is matter
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
fun thinking numbers
It was great and I had fun that day even though I was so sort of pleased when it was over to get through it. I didn't realize at the time that usually they screen test a number of actresses for the part, but they only tested me. So I think they knew then they wanted me to do it, and I wish they told me because I wouldn't have been so nervous. That was quite funny. Gemma Arterton
funny hate antipathy
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist Gena Showalter
fun long doe
I haven't have fun for a long time," Kaia said with a pout. "Me, either. Except with myself, but I don't suppose that counts." "It does the way I do it.
funny football winning
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win. Gary Lineker