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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
forever trying worship
God is trying to call us back to that for which He created us, to worship Him and to enjoy Him forever Aiden Wilson Tozer
forever enjoy glorify
This is what you are here for: to glorify God and enjoy Him thoroughly and forever, telling the universe how great God is.
forever enemy
Time is not your enemy, forever is. Chris Avellone
forever humanity would-be
If he turned his back on humanity now, it would be forever. Darren Shan
forever care spirituality
Who cares if you're enlightened forever? Can you just get it in this moment, now? Byron Katie
forever atmosphere discrimination
If the Negroes are to remain forever removed from the producing atmosphere, and the present discrimination continues, there will be nothing left for them to do. Carter G. Woodson
forever making-love lazy
It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian. Camille Paglia
forever enemy causes
Change happened and you thought it was forever, and immediately there were all the enemies of that change making common cause and meeting in the cloakrooms. C. J. Cherryh
forever
Forever and ever Bonnie, I will always be your friend. Bryan Davis
eulogy limited-time earth
Why do we spend so much of our limited time on this earth focusing on all the things that our eulogies will never cover? Arianna Huffington
eulogy way celebrate
Have you noticed that when we die, our eulogies celebrate our lives very differently from the way society defines success?
eulogy dollars wealth
I would rather have a million friends than a million dollars. Eddie Rickenbacker
eulogy enemy made
The most eloquent eulogy of capitalism was made by its greatest enemy. Marx is only anti-capitalist in so far as capitalism is out of date. Albert Camus
eulogy tongue done
Done to death by slanderous tongue William Shakespeare
eulogy fame mortals
Shakespeare has been praised in English more than anything mortal except poetry itself. Fame exhausts thought in his eulogy. George Edward Woodberry
eulogy positives stress theme
The whole theme of my eulogy was to stress the positives in their lives. Rabbi Zell
eulogy alive
So good to be alive when the eulogies are read. Phil Ochs
eulogy wealth
Your wealth is where your friends are Plautus