Quotes about dog
dog gentleman sake
For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print... substitute drunken dog, ragged head, seld-shaven, odd-eyed, stuttering, or any other epithet which truly and properly belongs to the gentleman in question. Charles Lamb
dog book reading
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
dog eye feet
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. Charlaine Harris
dog cat night
I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. “I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.
dog hands gestures
A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. “Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand.
dog sunset son
Today my son and I went for a stroll and saw the sea lions and watched the sunset and played ball in the park with our dog. Charisma Carpenter
dog machines tables
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table. Charlie Munger
dog horse cat
In fact, it makes me mad when someone kills snakes or dogs or cats or horses. I don't even like to eat meat - that is how much I am against killing... Charles Manson
dog people treats
Don't treat the dogs like people. Treat the dogs like dogs. They are better than people.
dog real people
We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel. Charles M. Schulz
dog only-time
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
dog mean cards-youre-dealt
Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.
dog animal pet
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
dog men he-man
Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him. Charles Fourier
dog strong thinking
Next week John Boehner will be sitting behind Barack Obama at the State of the Union address. I think Obama should purposely try to embarrass him by telling the story of 'Old Yeller.' The state of our Union is strong, but not so good for one special dog.' Bill Maher
dog dirty hot
Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
dog character people
You could only draw conclusions about my personal sexual politics if you proceed from the assumption that I was presenting the characters as the way it is and the way it ought to be. But both are clearly defined as deranged – it’s love among the mad. He’s a psycopath, so is she. She’s prepared to throw him to the dogs until he works out the code, he’s prepared to let her nearly get executed. They’re not really going to buy a house and a Volvo together. I’m not saying this is how people should date! Steven Moffat
dog honesty men
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him. William Shakespeare
dog two goldfish
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London? Louis C. K.
dog four three
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
dog morning war
The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess. Kurt Vonnegut
dog lying love-you
Be patient. Your future will come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter what you are.
dog men feet
France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot.
dog trained watch
Watch as the dog does what it's trained to do.
dog heaven lists
Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?
dog children hero
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
dog drinking fall
Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'
dog cop ifs
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
dog america laughing
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
dog sorry america
America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.
dog thinking trying
Trying to get today's Republicans to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a piece of baloney, hold their snouts shut and stroke their throats. and even then, just when you think they've swallowed it, they spit it out on the linoleum.
dog wife car
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
dog jobs animal
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10