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dog morning people
You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain. Carol Leifer
dog tired ego
The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it. Carlos Castaneda
dog cat affection
Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs. C. S. Lewis
dogs humans problems
We have never really had any problems that I know of. Occasionally there are little scuffles -- between dogs or humans -- but nothing serious. Holly Swoape
dog pugs
I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik. Agnetha Faltskog
dog cat men
A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat. Agnes Repplier
dog distance cat
whereas the dog strives to lessen the distance between himself and man, seeks ever to be intelligent and intelligible, and translates into looks and actions the words he cannot speak, the cat dwells within the circle of her own secret thoughts.
dog heart cat
The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the friend who courts her, to honor, or to harass, the unfortunate mortal who shudders at her unwelcome caresses.
dog common-sense puppy
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
america want
I want to rebuild America. Carol Moseley Braun
america water swim
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba. Carlos Mencia
america doe worst
What America does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is to understand others. Carlos Fuentes
america committed deliver intend later north remain restore
We have said we intend to restore automotive profitability in North America by no later than 2008 and we remain committed to deliver on our promise. Willa Ford
american-soldier creativity harnessing hope problems solving
We have no hope of solving our problems without harnessing the diversity, the energy, and the creativity of all our people.
america asian five four great india kids melting middle neighbors south
We have neighbors from South America, the Middle East, India and four or five different Asian countries. It's really a great melting pot, and all the kids play with each other.
america basketball best bumps coach doubt mcmahon people saw watching
We have so many leaders. We're so prepared. Coach McMahon is the best coach in America. People who have been watching basketball saw they had some bumps in the road, too. There is no doubt in my mind. We're going to succeed. Brian Jeroloman
america congress enforce followed national public regardless resources security whenever white
Whenever we have had a need for a national security or public safety issue, Congress has always followed the recommendations of the White House, regardless of who is in control, giving them the resources to keep America safe and to enforce our laws. Jim Sensenbrenner
american-entertainer fact happened shock talk
When you say shock value, the fact that we talk about what happened to a person... we talk about real things, we talk about real issues. Montel Williams
laughing eccentric incredibles
I've never once heard my mum shout and she's 83 now. She's incredible. She's very, very happy, slightly eccentric but loves laughing, which I do too. Carol Vorderman
laughing ifs
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!
laughing calling firsts
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King
laughing insane faces
We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane. Charlie Chaplin
laughing genius cry
Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.
laughing waiting cry
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait. Charles Dickens
laughing funeral trying
Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh. Ricky Gervais
laughing way my-friends
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
laughing life-is-like world
The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.