Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Maher

To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.' Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.

Bill Maher

But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.

Bill Maher

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Bill Maher

New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are "same sex" marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.

Bill Ayers

Andrew Breitbart, self-described media mogul, had several screws loose or missing and was the grinning bomb-thrower of the radical right. He was the attack dog kept on a tight leash and brought out on special occasions to hiss and to menace.

Beth Henley

The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food factory and Bank America and not having met success in my chosen field, which at that point was being an actress.

Bernard Levin

What has happened to architecture since the second world war that the only passers-by who can contemplate it without pain are those equipped with a white stick and a dog?

Bernard of Clairvaux

Who loves me will love my dog also.

Benjamin Hooks

We're no longer arguing about riding in the back of the bus, but being the bus driver or the president of the bus company. We're not pushing for the right to buy the hot dog, but selling the hot dog and the right to own the hot dog franchise.

Bob Marley

A foolish dog barks at a flying bird

Bill Vaughan

What ever is the natural propensity of a person is hard to overcome. If a dog were made a king, he would still gnaw at his shoes laces.

Bob Harper

It just kills me when people buy a dog when there are dogs in shelters. I still get emotional when I think of Karl sitting in that shelter. I wasn't looking. I didn't even think I had time for a dog, and then I met this little one and he needed help. It's been so amazing to see him transform into a happy and confident companion.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bitsie Tulloch

What we do is inherently self-centered and sort of narcissistic. It's hard to really be thinking about myself all of the time when I have a dog who needs me to be caring for him twenty-four seven.

Bill Goldberg

Whether I was a character in WCW, WWE or The Longest Yard, you want to be able to - the best part about myself is that I have a very wide range of emotions in that one second I can be speaking on Capital Hill about dog fighting and giving them a voice, which they can't obviously speak for themselves.

Bob Barker

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

Bob Barker

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

We'll be giving people obedience tips for their dogs and how to get their puppies started properly.

Chelsea Clinton

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

Chelsea Handler

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

Chelsea Handler

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

Chelsea Handler

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

Chelsea Handler

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

Charlton Heston

I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.

Charles Kuralt

What you need for breakfast, they say in East Tennessee, is a jug of good corn liquor, a thick steak and a hound dog. Then you feed the steak to the dog.

Charles Kuralt

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Charles Krauthammer

[I]t's not the advertising, it's the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don't like it.

Charles Krauthammer

Some will protest that in a world with so much human suffering, it is something between eccentric and obscene to mourn a dog. I think not. After all, it is perfectly normal—indeed, deeply human—to be moved when nature presents us with a vision of great beauty. Should we not be moved when it produces a vision—a creature—of the purest sweetness?

Us personally, the 15 of us, we don't have help, ... I guess he has his reasons, he said he didn't get his money before, but that's kind of kicking a dog when they're down.

We're a Web-based project management provider so we'd better be able to eat our own dog food and work as a distributed organization.

William Shakespeare

I am misanthropos, and hate mankind, For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That I might love thee something.

William Shakespeare

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

William Shakespeare

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.