Quotes about beer
beer chuck jokes onions people
There were jokes because of all those people in the pits with their onions and canisters of beer who could chuck them at you.
beer behind cans certain dangerous drinking people pickup trucks wheel wrong
There's a certain idea of pickup trucks and cans of beer that kind of go together, and I think that's part of the mentality. People don't see anything wrong or dangerous about drinking and then getting behind the wheel of a vehicle.
beer book fond happen
You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer Ernest Hemingway
beer years religion
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. Sam Harris
beer dope pussy
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks Phil Anselmo
beer paris enjoy
I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. Peter O'Toole
beer giving people
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. Queen Victoria
beer years eight
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke. Ted Danson
beer feelings secret
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. Ralph Waldo Emerson
beer people picky
I am very picky about my people and my beer. Shelby Lynne
beer vegetables bread
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. Sophocles
beer dope choices
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan. Stephen King
beer looks want
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly Natalie Portman
beer long drug
This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were called Preludin, and you could buy them over the counter. We never thought we were doing anything wrong, but we'd get really wired and go on for days. So with beer and Preludin, that's how we survived. Ringo Starr
beer wish citizens
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. Thomas Jefferson
beer lost whisky
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already. Tommy Cooper
beer cost gears
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall
beer college groups
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. Tom Green
beer thinking phones
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks. Tim Dorsey
beer moon laughing
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can Sylvia Plath
beer justice brazil
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. Ronald Biggs
beer hands natural
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good. Ron White
beer lunch dancing
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever. Tom Robbins
beer ideas seems
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Steven Hall
beer hands feet
Building software implies various stages of planning, preparation and execution that vary in kind and degree depending on what's being built. [...] Building a four-foot tower requires a steady hand, a level surface, and 10 undamaged beer cans. Building a tower 100 times that size doesn't merely require 100 times as many beer cans. Steve McConnell
beer firsts remember
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. Steve Martin
beer thinking speech
Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.' Richard Stallman
beer thinking liberty
Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.
beer thinking wish
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have. Richard Harris
beer men thirst-for-power
Let no man thirst for good beer. Samuel Adams
beer men glasses
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. Koko Taylor
beer thinking tuesday
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer. Kent Hrbek
beer drinking parking sit smoking
And they can go home, ... Not sit in a parking lot drinking beer and smoking pot.