Quotes about beer
beer my-love-for-you trustworthy
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. Homer
beer tvs
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something. Homer
beer ale funny-simpsons
Homer no function beer well without. Homer
beer thinking looks
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson
beer thinking people
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson
beer people drink
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves. Humphrey Bogart
beer alcohol drug
And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more. Elton John
beer buying people sales shelf today water
Beer sales are up a little. You know beer is as important as water to some people. Normally, we can't keep water on the shelf in a hurricane. Today we're stocked but people are buying a little more. Greg Brown
beer great man
Beer Man is a classic, ... He's got such a great sense of humor.
beer god loves proof wants
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
beer god living loves proof wants
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
beer brew challenge chocolate complement create enjoyed given knew meal perfectly pleasures special unexpected
Beer and chocolate are two pleasures that should be enjoyed and savored, ... We knew that we were up to the challenge to create an unexpected brew that could perfectly complement a Valentine's Day meal or be given as a special gift. Samuel Adams
beer wisconsin
Beer and brats are Wisconsin staples, and brats soaked in beer are preferred,
beer cake feelings
Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived. Mark Bittman
beer whiskey drink
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey? Maria Edgeworth
beer house debate
To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house. Publilius Syrus
beer agreement skills
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following sentence: Two tanker trucks has just overturned in Alaska, spilling a totel of 10,000 gallons of beer onto a highway. two would find an error in subject-verb agreement, two would find an error in spelling, and six would find a sponge and drive north. Mike Nichols
beer player daylight
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. Joe Theismann
beer sorrow drink
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow Marcus Tullius Cicero
beer clothes dry
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini... Mae West
beer chocolate style
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer. Michael Jackson
beer computer behinds
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints. Michael Jackson
beer literacy mass
Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more. Michael Jackson
beer people office
Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead. Michael Jackson
beer garden glasses
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that makes every participant feel good. We may not rationalize this at the time, but it gives us a sense of place in our common community and our time in the tides of life on earth. This is a way to value beer and treat it with respect. Michael Jackson
beer labels fart
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime. Michael Jackson
beer ice drunk
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk. Michael Crichton
beer house empty
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. Mark Twain
beer bottles three
Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer. Mary Roach
beer games hype
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. Marv Levy
beer drivers
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver! John Green
beer thinking drink
Think beer; drink beer. Matt Groening
beer gay lgbt
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Matt Groening