Quotes about beer
beer oil guy
One-third of Americans have already been forced to change their lifestyle because their disposable income is gone. A guy can't go to the corner bar after a rough day at work to have a beer, that's gone to oil! Terry McAuliffe
beer light two
Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. "There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like "Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin'", and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes "Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!", although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That's basically all of opera, reely. Terry Pratchett
beer burgers mates
I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance. Michael Flatley
beer clothes dry
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini... Mae West
beer chocolate style
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer. Michael Jackson
beer computer behinds
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints. Michael Jackson
beer literacy mass
Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more. Michael Jackson
beer people office
Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead. Michael Jackson
beer garden glasses
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that makes every participant feel good. We may not rationalize this at the time, but it gives us a sense of place in our common community and our time in the tides of life on earth. This is a way to value beer and treat it with respect. Michael Jackson
beer labels fart
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime. Michael Jackson
beer ice drunk
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk. Michael Crichton
beer differences people
And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't exactly make for sexual ecstasy! There's always been a difference between pleasure and scoring. Michael Kimmel
beer thinking ideas
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea. Mark Burnett
beer thinking drink
Think beer; drink beer. Matt Groening
beer gay lgbt
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Matt Groening
beer play glasses
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. Kenny Baker
beer years bass
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! Kristin Davis
beer business fresh time
I started my business at a time when there wasn't really any fresh beer being brewed locally,
beer alcohol use
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly... Gordon B. Hinckley
beer alcohol disease
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts. Gordon B. Hinckley
beer smoking drug
Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say no.That can of beer that somebody wants you to try, don't do it. Don't you ever do it.That drug that someone might want you to use, don't touch it.Stay away from it. It can destroy you. Gordon B. Hinckley
beer culture use
The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets. Henry David Thoreau
beer bottles red
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey. Jerry Garcia
beer people marketing
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer. Felix Sabates
beer awkward alchemist
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. Eugene Mirman
beer men trash-talk
Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
beer america quality
I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality. George Washington
beer self australia
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and beer to a Bavarian, what money is to a Swiss, that is outdoor-life to an Australian. It is a noble mania, better than vodka, better than cool reserve, better than money. George Mikes
beer games fans
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it. Jerry Seinfeld
beer cities russia
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can have ten shots of vodka and be perfectly okay. If I had ten beers, I would be liquidated. Gary Shteyngart
beer two want
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me. Chris Pratt
beer drink yeah
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. George Thorogood
beer thinking looks
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson