Quotes about beer
beer hands feet
Building software implies various stages of planning, preparation and execution that vary in kind and degree depending on what's being built. [...] Building a four-foot tower requires a steady hand, a level surface, and 10 undamaged beer cans. Building a tower 100 times that size doesn't merely require 100 times as many beer cans. Steve McConnell
beer firsts remember
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. Steve Martin
beer men car
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... Lady Gaga
beer thinking glasses
I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting. Lewis Carroll
beer lost whisky
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already. Tommy Cooper
beer cost gears
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall
beer college groups
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. Tom Green
beer thinking phones
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks. Tim Dorsey
beer years religion
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. Sam Harris
beer rock-and-roll magic
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. Tom Petty
beer men guy
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Timothy Olyphant
beer long drug
This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were called Preludin, and you could buy them over the counter. We never thought we were doing anything wrong, but we'd get really wired and go on for days. So with beer and Preludin, that's how we survived. Ringo Starr
beer wish citizens
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. Thomas Jefferson
beer thinking speech
Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.' Richard Stallman
beer thinking liberty
Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.
beer thinking wish
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have. Richard Harris
beer men thirst-for-power
Let no man thirst for good beer. Samuel Adams
beer funny-beer liquor
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. Julius Caesar
beer technology remembers-everything
That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer. Paul Leary
beer thinking tuesday
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer. Kent Hrbek
beer looks want
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly Natalie Portman
beer politics preservation
We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society. Ray Davies
beer moon laughing
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can Sylvia Plath
beer justice brazil
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. Ronald Biggs
beer hands natural
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good. Ron White
beer lunch dancing
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever. Tom Robbins
beer vegetables bread
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. Sophocles
beer dope choices
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan. Stephen King
beer marijuana dry
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Stephen Colbert
beer class long
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer. Thomas Frank
beer skittles
Life ain't all beer and skittles. Thomas Chandler Haliburton
beer night stronger
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way. Robert Black
beer men alcohol
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. Rita Rudner