Quotes about beer
beer dope choices
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan. Stephen King
beer marijuana dry
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Stephen Colbert
beer class long
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer. Thomas Frank
beer alcohol criticism
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. William James
beer marijuana law
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished. William F. Buckley, Jr.
beer
I have respect for beer. Russell Crowe
beer cubs volume
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. Trevor O'Hoy
beer thinking mexican
So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we'll come out of it all right. Sandra Day O'Connor
beer feel-better smell
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house. Roseanne Barr
beer men wind
It's a fair wind that blew men to ale. Washington Irving
beer men light
We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although as poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of our social conditions. The tap-room in many cases is the poor man's only parlour. Many a man takes to beer, not from the love of beer, but from a natural craving for the light, warmth, company, and comfort which is thrown in along with the beer, and which he cannot get excepting by buying beer. Reformers will never get rid of the drink shop until they can outbid it in the subsidiary attractions which it offers to its customers. William Booth
beer people worry
I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired. I've been doing things people expected of me always. I want to feel free. I want to sit under a linden tree with nothing more important to worry about than the temperature of the beer, if there is anything more important. Walter Huston
beer yesterday issues
We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer. Vladimir Putin
beer men hardship
I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as a genuine hardship to be deprived of their beer. Woodrow Wilson
beer payday great-drinking
Payday came and with it beer Rudyard Kipling
beer devil firsts
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. W. C. Fields
beer water alcohol
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
beer drink invites
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
beer journey cases
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. Zakk Wylde
beer men rock-and-roll
We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
beer firsts madness
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness. Walter Raleigh
beer fire giving
But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray. William Blake
beer church common
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
beer despair drink
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair? Walker Percy
beer animal imagination
The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination. Samuel Butler
beer men glasses
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. Koko Taylor
beer thinking tuesday
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer. Kent Hrbek
beer nannies pay
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. Terry Pratchett
beer years eight
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke. Ted Danson
beer feelings secret
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. Ralph Waldo Emerson
beer people picky
I am very picky about my people and my beer. Shelby Lynne
beer thinking earthquakes
We live thetime that a match flickers; we pop the corkof a ginger-beer bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech, incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard so little the devouring earthquake? Robert Louis Stevenson
beer college groups
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. Tom Green