Quotes about beer
beer thinking phones
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks. Tim Dorsey
beer years religion
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. Sam Harris
beer looks want
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly Natalie Portman
beer rock-and-roll magic
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. Tom Petty
beer ideas seems
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Steven Hall
beer hands feet
Building software implies various stages of planning, preparation and execution that vary in kind and degree depending on what's being built. [...] Building a four-foot tower requires a steady hand, a level surface, and 10 undamaged beer cans. Building a tower 100 times that size doesn't merely require 100 times as many beer cans. Steve McConnell
beer firsts remember
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. Steve Martin
beer men guy
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Timothy Olyphant
beer long drug
This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were called Preludin, and you could buy them over the counter. We never thought we were doing anything wrong, but we'd get really wired and go on for days. So with beer and Preludin, that's how we survived. Ringo Starr
beer wish citizens
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. Thomas Jefferson
beer lost whisky
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already. Tommy Cooper
beer cost gears
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall
beer skittles
Life ain't all beer and skittles. Thomas Chandler Haliburton
beer night stronger
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way. Robert Black
beer men alcohol
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. Rita Rudner
beer air pure
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer. Richard von Weizsaecker
beer glasses want
I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher. Richard Strauss
beer upset soul
Beer soothes the upset soul. Thomas E. Mann
beer lunch dancing
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever. Tom Robbins
beer thinking speech
Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.' Richard Stallman
beer thinking liberty
Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.
beer thinking wish
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have. Richard Harris
beer men thirst-for-power
Let no man thirst for good beer. Samuel Adams
beer different littles
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different Tre Cool
beer alternatives refreshing
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food. Richard Dean Anderson
beer broken wire
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. Raymond Chandler
beer guy wake-up
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
beer thinking aliens
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! Rick Yancey
beer
We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it. Robert Gibbs
beer fighting water
You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it. Rudyard Kipling
beer sea soul
My soul is ten thousand miles wide and extremely invisibly deep. It is the same size as the sea, and you cannot, you cannot cram it into beer cans and fingernails and stake it out in lots and own it. It will drown you all and never even notice. Ursula K. Le Guin
beer alcohol drug
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. Waylon Jennings