Quotes about beer
beer drivers
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver! John Green
beer thinking drink
Think beer; drink beer. Matt Groening
beer gay lgbt
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Matt Groening
beer differences people
And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't exactly make for sexual ecstasy! There's always been a difference between pleasure and scoring. Michael Kimmel
beer drink thirst
I drink for the thirst to come. Francois Rabelais
beer drink sponges
I do not drink more than a sponge. Francois Rabelais
beer drink sponges
I drink no more than a sponge. Francois Rabelais
beer college people
When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? Chris Moneymaker
beer simple sitting
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now. Chris O'Donnell
beer men trash-talk
Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
beer america quality
I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality. George Washington
beer self australia
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and beer to a Bavarian, what money is to a Swiss, that is outdoor-life to an Australian. It is a noble mania, better than vodka, better than cool reserve, better than money. George Mikes
beer self matter
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. Norm MacDonald
beer drink fine negotiate
The FOP is a fine fraternal organization, but when it comes to negotiate a contract, we are the Teamsters union, and that is what we are experienced at. They can go there to drink beer and have parties. That's fine.
beer like-being-alone dancing
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' Justine Bateman
beer men cities
This is your heritage,' he said, as if from this dance we could know about his own childhood, about the flavor and grit of tenement buildings in Spanish Harlem, and projects in Red Hook, and dance halls, and city parks, and about how his own Paps, how he had beat him, how he taught him to dance, as if we could hear Spanish in his movements, as if Puerto Rico was a man in a bathrobe, grabbing another beer from the fridge and raising it to drink, his head back, still dancing, still steeping and snapping perfectly in time. Justin Torres
beer nannies pay
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. Terry Pratchett
beer rock-and-roll magic
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. Tom Petty
beer men guy
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Timothy Olyphant
beer politics preservation
We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society. Ray Davies
beer thinking earthquakes
We live thetime that a match flickers; we pop the corkof a ginger-beer bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech, incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard so little the devouring earthquake? Robert Louis Stevenson
beer men wind
It's a fair wind that blew men to ale. Washington Irving
beer men light
We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although as poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of our social conditions. The tap-room in many cases is the poor man's only parlour. Many a man takes to beer, not from the love of beer, but from a natural craving for the light, warmth, company, and comfort which is thrown in along with the beer, and which he cannot get excepting by buying beer. Reformers will never get rid of the drink shop until they can outbid it in the subsidiary attractions which it offers to its customers. William Booth
beer people worry
I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired. I've been doing things people expected of me always. I want to feel free. I want to sit under a linden tree with nothing more important to worry about than the temperature of the beer, if there is anything more important. Walter Huston
beer yesterday issues
We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer. Vladimir Putin
beer men hardship
I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as a genuine hardship to be deprived of their beer. Woodrow Wilson
beer alcohol criticism
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. William James
beer marijuana law
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished. William F. Buckley, Jr.
beer payday great-drinking
Payday came and with it beer Rudyard Kipling
beer devil firsts
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. W. C. Fields
beer water alcohol
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields
beer drink invites
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. W. C. Fields
beer journey cases
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. Zakk Wylde