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beer two glasses
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then," says I, producing the money, "just draw me a glass of the Genuine Stunning, if you please, with a good head on it." Charles Dickens
beer years names
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung? Charles Stuart Calverley
beer drunk able
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore. Al Purdy
beer wells know-me
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. Chris Bosh
beer thinking auschwitz
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. David Sedaris
beer people kind
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming. David Cross
beer sailing want
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. Dave Barry
beer four havens
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
beer letters embrace
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
hot-days hot turds
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Harry S Truman
jars bells conformity
Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage. Jane Fonda
jars job money parents time today
My parents had job jars because my father would say, 'Kids today have too much time, too much money and no responsibility. You're going to have no time, no money and a lot of responsibility.' Denise Morrison
jars
Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong. Gail Porter
jars done harvard
If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard. Frank Sinatra
jars twins funny-simpsons
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. Homer
jars jam certain
At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished. Ivy Compton-Burnett
jars needs reminding
[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama. Neil Gaiman
jars oblivion infinite
Like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness, and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar. Pablo Neruda
jars music soul tune
All music jars when the soul is out of tune Cervantes Saavedra