Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.

Shelby Lynne

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

Phil Anselmo

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

Peter O'Toole

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

Queen Victoria

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

Joseph Joubert

Reason is a bee, and exists only on what it makes; his usefulness takes the place of beauty.

Koko Taylor

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

Steven Hall

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

Steve McConnell

Building software implies various stages of planning, preparation and execution that vary in kind and degree depending on what's being built. [...] Building a four-foot tower requires a steady hand, a level surface, and 10 undamaged beer cans. Building a tower 100 times that size doesn't merely require 100 times as many beer cans.

Steve Martin

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

Lady Gaga

I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars...

Lewis Carroll

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.

Tommy Cooper

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

Tom T. Hall

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Tom Green

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

Tim Dorsey

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Sam Harris

120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

Tom Petty

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

Richard Brautigan

The bees in my stomach are dead and getting used to it.

Timothy Olyphant

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

Tim Gunn

My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it out so it's about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It's amazing. Like a big cheeseburger.

Ringo Starr

This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were called Preludin, and you could buy them over the counter. We never thought we were doing anything wrong, but we'd get really wired and go on for days. So with beer and Preludin, that's how we survived.

Thomas Jefferson

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

Sue Monk Kidd

You gotta imagine what's never been.

Richard Stallman

Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.'

Richard Stallman

Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.

Richard Harris

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

Samuel Adams

Let no man thirst for good beer.

Kacey Musgraves

If you wanna find the honey / You can’t be scared of the bees,

Julius Caesar

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

Joyce Giraud

I'm petrified of bees because I have an anaphylactic reaction to bees.

Paul Leary

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

Kent Hrbek

I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.