Famous Quotes & Sayings

Natalie Portman

I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly

Roland Freisler

The beet must be uprooted.

Ray Davies

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

Sylvia Plath

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can

Ronald Biggs

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

Ron White

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

Tom Robbins

The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever.

Tom Robbins

Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.

Tom Robbins

Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets.

Sophocles

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

Stephen King

I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know, for instance, this guy named Harlan Ellison - and he's not alone - who's very proud of the fact that he doesn't put dope into his body. He tries not to put additives into his body, or anything like that. But he can afford to do that because Harlan's drug of choice is Harlan.

Stephen Colbert

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Thomas Frank

Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer.

Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Robert Black

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

Rita Rudner

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

Richard von Weizsaecker

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

Richard Strauss

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher.

Thomas E. Mann

Beer soothes the upset soul.

Timbaland

I don't have beef with nobody.

Trevor O'Hoy

Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells.

Robin Gibb

I'm very proud of being a Bee Gee and am always aware that I'll be identified as a Bee Gee.

Russell Crowe

I have respect for beer.

Tre Cool

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

Richard Dean Anderson

I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.

Raymond Chandler

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

Raymond Chandler

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

Rick Yancey

What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

Robert Gibbs

We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.

Rudyard Kipling

You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.

Robert Louis Stevenson

We live thetime that a match flickers; we pop the corkof a ginger-beer bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech, incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard so little the devouring earthquake?

Vita Sackville-West

For bees are captious folk / And quick to turn against the lubber's touch ...

Sandra Day O'Connor

So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we'll come out of it all right.