Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bam Margera

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

Anna Kendrick

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

Justin Bieber

You know me...I can't resist a good prank

Steve Wozniak

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

Diane von Furstenberg

I was fortunate to become the woman I always wanted to be.

Diane von Furstenberg

I always knew the woman I wanted to be.

David Sedaris

I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.

David Ruffin

I knew I always wanted to sing.

Earl Campbell

I always knew that I wanted to do something in business and I prepared myself for that.

Diane Abbott

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

Bernard Marcus

When I understood the rudiments of what nanotech was all about, I knew I wanted to participate.

C. S. Lewis

Continue seeking God with seriousness. Unless He wanted you, you would not be wanting Him.

Brownie McGhee

Anywhere I'm wanted, I'll go. I've got to be wanted, though.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Brad Williams

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Matt McKenna

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Michael Lehmann

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.