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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humor wicked-world politician
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
views christ superficial
The more you know about Christ, the less you will be satisfied with superficial views of Him. Charles Spurgeon
views people film
The films that I do tend to polarise people's views. Alan Parker
views mind lovely
One can only display complex information in the mind. Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely. Alan Perlis
views years organization
One has to work for years and decades, to conduct negotiations, to stand for positions and points of view, to jointly develop a civilized view on the administrative and state organization of Chechnya. Akhmad Kadyrov
views evil causes
A low view of God is the cause of a hundred lesser evils. A high view of God is the solution to ten thousand temporal problems. Aiden Wilson Tozer
views lows
Low views of God destroy the gospel for all who hold them.
views ego enlightenment
The attainment of enlightenment from ego's point of view is extreme death. Chogyam Trungpa
views extending fearlessness
Fearlessness is extending ourselves beyond our limited view.
views people helping
The point is not to convert anyone to our view, but rather to help people wake to their own view, their own sanity.