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irs elements weight
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
irs taxes-funny income
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
irs rooms taxes
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs taxation tests
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
irs want tonight
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. Jay Leno
want feels loses
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. Carol Leifer
want firsts staying-single
I'd be happy to stay single now because I've always been in relationships. For the first time ever I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want, without answering to anyone. Carol Vorderman
want our-family
When you're close to your family, you want to be close to them. Carlos Beltran
want company turns
When you want to turn around a company, you want to make sure that the solution is coming from inside. Carlos Ghosn
want our-society deceiving
No, it's not that they're bad. It's that they're obliged to pretend they're good. They've been brought up to deceive and be cunning, to protect themselves from our society. I don't want to be like that. Carlos Fuentes
want
I just want to become a great leadoff hitter. Carl Crawford
want slave utility
Though no one would want to be sold as a slave, it is perhaps even more galling to be a sort of utility slave whom no one will buy. C. S. Lewis
want quiet peace-and-quiet
I just want to live in peace and quiet. Agnetha Faltskog
want nostalgia sometimes
Sometimes I feel sad, but this is not nostalgia, because I don't want time to come back. Agnes Varda
tonight way comic
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show. Buddy Hackett
tonight comedy humour
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight... Bill Maher
tonight staying
I won't change anything in my life I'm staying myself tonight Demi Lovato
tonight appropriate
The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie. Daniel Handler
tonight knows
You all know I love L.A., but tonight I really love L.A., Antonio Villaraigosa
tonight wonder closets
Wondering what I'm doing tonight I've been in the closet and feel all right Dee Dee Ramone
tonight
I didn't want us to take any 3s tonight because of their size.
tonight
Tonight we started to become a better all-around team.
tonight
Tonight wasn't one of our better games, but we managed to find a way. Chris Osgood