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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
irs rooms taxes
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
irs elements weight
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
irs taxation tests
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
irs one-word ifs
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.' Lyn Nofziger
want faces misery
I want to escape from myself. For when I do start up and stare myself seedily in the face, as happens to be my case at present, my blankness is inconceivable--indescribable--my misery amazing. Charles Dickens
want waste firsts
Hundreds would never have known want if they had not first known waste. Charles Spurgeon
want revival reverence
If we want revivals, we must revive our reverence for the Word of God.
want walks
I want to walk through life. Alanis Morissette
want wake-up illusion
If you want to stay in a state of illusion, stay in it. But you can always wake up. Alan Watts
want doe angle
I approach every part I'm asked to do and decide to do from exactly the same angle: who is this person, what does he want, how does he attempt to get it, and what happens to him when he doesn't get it, or if he does? Alan Rickman
want making-money
Amateurs want to be right. Professionals want to make money. Alan Greenspan
want painting feels
I feel like there's too many paintings left unpainted that I just don't want to take the time away. Alan Bean
want herds
I don't want to follow the herd. Alain Robert
tonight way comic
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show. Buddy Hackett
tonight knows
You all know I love L.A., but tonight I really love L.A., Antonio Villaraigosa
tonight wonder closets
Wondering what I'm doing tonight I've been in the closet and feel all right Dee Dee Ramone
tonight comedy humour
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight... Bill Maher
tonight staying
I won't change anything in my life I'm staying myself tonight Demi Lovato
tonight appropriate
The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie. Daniel Handler
tonight
To be a part of this tonight is a thrill.
tonight flu
Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it. Amy Poehler
tonight want bed
I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight. Anthony Jeselnik