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irs taxes-funny income
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
irs rooms taxes
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
irs elements weight
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
irs taxation tests
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
irs one-word ifs
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.' Lyn Nofziger
rooms mouths rings
When I open my mouth, the room rings. David H. Murdock
rooms mixing paint
My 20s were spent in a room, alone, mixing paints and figuring it all out. Caio Fonseca
rooms band wrecks
Other bands wanted to wreck hotel rooms; Roxy Music wanted to redecorate them. Bryan Ferry
rooms use world
whatever the uses of a room, they are seriously interfered with if it be not preserved as a world by itself. Edith Wharton
rooms ambiguity clear
In the future there cannot be room for ambiguity. They have to make their position absolutely clear before they can expect anyone to respond to it. David Trimble
rooms headache measuring
Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches. David Bromstad
rooms walks i-can
I can walk into a room with all my contemporaries and I will be very comfortable. Deepika Padukone
rooms firsts lucky
If I'm lucky, when I paint, first my patrons leave the room, then my dealers, and if I'm really lucky I leave too. Edouard Manet
rooms alive ifs
If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive. Arthur Conan Doyle
taxes cents
I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax. Alan Sugar
taxes
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
taxes raises uncertainty
You dont raise taxes in times of such uncertainty. Jason Chaffetz
taxes
We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones. Charles Adams
taxes knows
You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax. Chuck Palahniuk
taxes goods household
Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods. Ambrose Bierce
taxes wealthy great-things
If you really look, it's not a tax - it's really not a great thing for the wealthy. It's a great thing for the middle class. It's a great thing for companies to expand. Donald Trump
taxes
As far as my tax returns, you don't learn that much from tax returns.
taxes wealthy mess
Trickle-down did not work. It got us into the mess we were in, in 2008 and 2009. Slashing taxes on the wealthy hasn't worked.