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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
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Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
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Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
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Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
irs one-word ifs
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.' Lyn Nofziger
one-word inevitability
Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were others. Douglas Adams
one-word right-words
Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down. Neil Gaiman
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For there is never anything but the present, and if one cannot live there, one cannot live anywhere. Alan Watts
ifs keep-going
If something is working, don't fix it. Keep going. Go with the glow. Al Pacino
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If you intend to die, you can do anything. Chip Kidd
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If I don't work for a while, I don't work for a while. China Chow
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It is too easy to say 'what if' and paint a picture of a perfect world. Darren Shan
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If your words're true, they're armed. David Mitchell
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Nobody can be a success if they don't love their work. David Sarnoff
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If it's not true, don't say it; if it's not right, don't do it. David Puttnam
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If we are to better the future we must disturb the present. Catherine Booth