Famous Quotes & Sayings

Buddy Hackett

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

Antonio Villaraigosa

You all know I love L.A., but tonight I really love L.A.,

Dee Dee Ramone

Wondering what I'm doing tonight I've been in the closet and feel all right

Bill Maher

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight...

Demi Lovato

I won't change anything in my life I'm staying myself tonight

Daniel Handler

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

To be a part of this tonight is a thrill.

Amy Poehler

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.

Anthony Jeselnik

I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

Alfred Jarry

You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company?

I didn't want us to take any 3s tonight because of their size.

Anna Akhmatova

All that I am hangs by a thread tonight

Amanda Hocking

Tomorrow you will belong to someone else," Finn said. "But tonight, you're with me

Doug Stanhope

I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.

Andre Dubus

For the twenty million Americans who are hungry tonight, for the homeless freezing tonight, literature is as useless as a knowledge of astronomy.

Dwayne Johnson

Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, 'Wow, Really! You don't even know me and I don't know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? Ok, I get off work at 7.30.'

Daniel Tosh

If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That's not my intention. I'm not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time - it's how I know I still have one.

David Letterman

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

David Letterman

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

Bobby Frasor

Just watching him out there tonight was something special.

Buck Showalter

Kam made a lot of friends tonight with his teammates, getting them on and off the field. That's always good, especially after a late-night arrival.

Dusty Baker

We've got to make a decision, probably tonight or tomorrow. We can't go short-handed.

Alex Rodriguez

We don't want to give any at-bats away. We had tonight what we have to have, a blue-collar approach.

Tonight we started to become a better all-around team.

Chris Osgood

Tonight wasn't one of our better games, but we managed to find a way.

Tonight the slipper fit, and we put it on.

Tonight sucked. Tonight was awful, to be honest.

Tonight just didn't go our way and we just didn't play to our ability.

Tonight it kind of did, but I don't want to say too much unless we win (the championship). I think if we actually get it, it will, but not yet, not now.

Tonight is going to be like a big reunion.

Becca Fitzpatrick

Stay with me tonight. Let me hold you even if that's all it is. Let me keep you safe.

I think tonight (Gipson) pretty much solidified himself.

We haven't had any complaints. Tonight will be the first true test.