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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humor wicked-world politician
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
forever trying worship
God is trying to call us back to that for which He created us, to worship Him and to enjoy Him forever Aiden Wilson Tozer
forever enjoy glorify
This is what you are here for: to glorify God and enjoy Him thoroughly and forever, telling the universe how great God is.
forever enemy
Time is not your enemy, forever is. Chris Avellone
forever humanity would-be
If he turned his back on humanity now, it would be forever. Darren Shan
forever care spirituality
Who cares if you're enlightened forever? Can you just get it in this moment, now? Byron Katie
forever atmosphere discrimination
If the Negroes are to remain forever removed from the producing atmosphere, and the present discrimination continues, there will be nothing left for them to do. Carter G. Woodson
forever guru perfect sacrifice taught
The Perfect Guru has taught me about the Lord, I am forever a sacrifice to the Guru. O. Singh
forever pages firsts
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. Bo Burnham
forever insanity faces
We all have a face that we hide away forever, and we take them out and show ourselves when everyone has gone. Billy Joel