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humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
likes ability please
Only the redeemed have the ability to like what God likes and to be pleased with what pleases God. Aiden Wilson Tozer
likes adventurous audience
I've noticed that the more adventurous and in that mode that I am, it seems that the more the audience really likes it. Chick Corea
likes meals easy
Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal Buddy Valastro
likes nor open witness
No one likes to admit they are racist or bear prejudices. Nor do they even like to be open and honest when they witness racist behaviour. Martin Jacques
likes world this-world
I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new? Charles M. Schulz
likes world poor-richard
He that best understands the world, least likes it Benjamin Franklin
likes compliment
Everybody likes compliment. Abraham Lincoln
likes wants
Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored. Mallory Ortberg
likes persons right-person
No one ever likes the right person. Bret Easton Ellis