Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alanis Morissette

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

Alanis Morissette

I sabotage myself for fear of what my bigness could do.

Al Yankovic

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

Kim Carnes

Hope you're pleased with the crumbs she throws you.

Ozzy Osbourne

The road to nowhere leads to me.

Madonna Ciccone

I suffered fools so gladly.

Lyle Lovett

Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.

Eminem

I'm about as normal as Norman Bates.

Johnny Cash

I admit I'm a fool for you, because your mine, I walk the line.

Joel Dieterich

We have to go home, go to bed and come with some energy tomorrow.

Chad Williams

We were at the West End and catching them throughout the day. There were big fish on the beds everywhere.

Steve Ridder

We were a team tonight, in the truest sense of the word, because we have quality people in uniform. We don't have any ego-type players. These guys get out of bed every day trying to figure out ways to help this team.

Joe McInerney

We've seen the end of the changing of the beds for a considerable period because it isn't cheap.

Peter Cardillo

The fact that oil fell out of bed is certainly propelling the market today,

Pamela Moore

When I'm real stressed out, I just want to go to bed.

Richard Grieco

When I did 'Jump Street', I created that character; it was all me. I walked in and was just me. I could get out of bed and walk on set and be dressed.

Kaley Cuoco

When I moved in, I said, 'I don't care how this makes me look or sound: I am converting one of these bedrooms into a shoe closet.' It's become more of a dressing room, but one wall is shoes in their perfect cubbies.

Andy Milonakis

When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Matt McKenna

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Brad Williams

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.