Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
Zacharius Knight "Zach" Galifianakis is an American actor, writer and stand-up comedian. Galifianakis came to prominence with his Comedy Central Presents special in 2001 and presented his own show called Late World with Zach on VH1 the following year. He has also starred in films, such as The Hangover trilogy, Due Date, The Campaign, Birdmanand had a voice role in the animated film Puss in Boots...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth1 October 1969
CityWilkesboro, NC
CountryUnited States of America
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
I call my balls the bush twins.
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
Hookers don't like to snuggle.