Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis
Zacharius Knight "Zach" Galifianakis is an American actor, writer and stand-up comedian. Galifianakis came to prominence with his Comedy Central Presents special in 2001 and presented his own show called Late World with Zach on VH1 the following year. He has also starred in films, such as The Hangover trilogy, Due Date, The Campaign, Birdmanand had a voice role in the animated film Puss in Boots...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth1 October 1969
CityWilkesboro, NC
CountryUnited States of America
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.