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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
finding-yourself fame illness
There's probably no experience more alienating than fame, other than a terminal illness, where you actually find yourself in a situation that nobody around you can relate to. Diablo Cody
finding-yourself lines kind
I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line. Bob Dylan
finding-yourself important limits
Its so important to never limit yourself, to find yourself in a box. Ashanti
finding-yourself firsts spirituality
Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality. Arlo Guthrie
finding-yourself cafeteria dukes
I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison cafeteria wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Jane Fonda headband. Augusten Burroughs
finding-yourself awareness infinite
As you take steps to expand your awareness, you will naturally find yourself harnessing your mind's infinite power to create greater health, happiness, and love in your life. Deepak Chopra
finding-yourself territory familiar
If you find yourself as a person in unfamiliar territory, you will grasp on to what is already familiar. Aleksandar Hemon
finding-yourself turns ifs
When you are behaving as if you loved someone, you will presently come to love him. If you injure someone you dislike, you will find yourself disliking him more. If you do him a good turn, you will find yourself disliking him less. C. S. Lewis
finding-yourself way littles
There's really no way to teach you how to act, but there is a way to teach you how to teach yourself to act. That's kind of what it is; once you learn the little tricks that work for you, pretty soon you find yourself doing that. Clint Eastwood
clerks confirmed denied file firing issue jobs joe people point room using
The real issue at this point is Joe Steffen confirmed what they have denied all the way through this, which is they were firing file clerks and secretaries to make room for people they wanted to get jobs for, ... They were using those low-level jobs as patronage. Brian Frosh
clerks palaces endless
Washington is an endless series of mock palaces clearly built for clerks, Ada Louise Huxtable
clerks fast perfect since storm
We've been working as fast as we can since Feb. 1. But it's a 30- to 60-day process. I know the clerks are under a lot of pressure. This has just been perfect storm situation. Dana Williams
clerks maxwell epoch
One scientific epoch ended and another began with James Clerk Maxwell. Albert Einstein
clerks desk dinner empowered front generally hilton listen might reasonable treat walked york
Front desk clerks at Hilton are generally empowered to listen to any reasonable request. We probably wouldn't treat you to a $500 dinner for two, but if you're walked from the New York Hilton and Towers, we might take you over in our limo to a suite at the Waldorf-Astoria.
clerks designed education empire exist produce schools
The Indian education system, like the Indian bureaucratic system, is Victorian and still in the 19th century. Our schools are still designed to produce clerks for an empire that does not exist anymore. Sugata Mitra
clerks guess law meet
I would guess my law clerks could meet (that standard) every day, Stephen Breyer
clerks today supposed-to-be
I'm not even supposed to be here today. Kevin Smith
clerks world ems
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.